+ shows up unannounced at least once a year.
+ He always inconveniences me, he usually shows up when I’m extremely stressed.
+ He embarrasses me in front of my friends, family and co-worker.
+ My appearance is never good enough for him, he always wants me to wear something specially fitted to him.
I hate Lupert. I’m sure all of you are thinking that Lupert sounds like a terrible person, why would I want him in my life? Well Lupert is not a person.
Lupert is a cold sore, pictured below lathered in Abreva.
He made an appearance when I had a mental breakdown on Tuesday. He showed up and still hasn’t left. I’m pretty much living on abreva and L-lysine right now and talking with my hand in front of my mouth to try and hide the hideousness that is Lupert. All of you that get cold sores, lets start a support group?
Are you one of the inflicted?