I added a Z so my letters would stick out, did it work? I haven’t ever done a Friday Letters before, usually because I have one particular thing I want to write about. NOT today. I have a gamillion things on my mind.
Dear miki,
Hi. It’s miki. Can you please learn to type? It is bugging me that you have to delete every 5 second because your fingers go faster than your brain. delete delete delete. Also, miki I am impressed with your shirt decision for the day. Yes, you work in an office. Yes, they are embarrassed of you.
Dear Stitch and Family,
I really hope all of you were able to take the time to read my blog post yesterday about Stitch. I have shed lots and lots of tears over Stitch this past few days. I hope that this out dated law, treating dogs as property does NOT break up your family. I am doing all I can to help. Prayers to you all!
You guys own my heart. I am always checking your blogs, and look forward to tweeting with you both every day. I love that blogland introduced me to both of you.
Dear Kjerst,
I feel SUPER bad that my plans to come visit you this weekend didn’t work out. I am really happy you jumped on the blog train and now we can talk all things blog all the time. I am so excited for you to get your new place! I am glad you met Shane and you two are happy and I LOVE YOU!
Dear Ellen,
Hi my only best friend that lives in my town. I miss you, why did you have to go to Italy for so long again? Please come home. Oh and when you did call me from Italy, it made my week a whole lot better. That week was really rough. Love you!
Dear Otis,
Otis is my stomach's name. My left kindey is named Ralph, but that doesn’t matter right now. Otis stop cramping today. STOP! If I could take you out and sell you on the black market I would. It really is no fun and very hard to be productive with you cramping my style.. get it crampin my style. Yes I am that lame.
Dear Punctuation,
AKA monthly gift. Jared named you so we didn't have to say the other p word. Please see Otis’ letter. I hate you. I wish I was a boy and Jared was gay.
Dear Jared,
I love you. Thank you and Josh for not trying to jump the fence to teach that 17 year old boy a lesson yesterday. Thank you for just taking my advice and leaving the soccer game. But I LOVE to see that you care for your family and dad that much. I get it you protect those you love.
Dear 17 year old boy with jersey #20,
I hate you. I think you are a POS. Please go eat dirt. Have a life experience, that makes you act like a normal human. Cool? See ya in 20 years.
Dear Weekend,
Love you.
Dear Apple,
I GET AN IPHONE ON SUNDAY! I love you apple. I love you.
Dear Shia my fur baby,
You make me laugh. Thanks for keeping me up last night, NOT. Sorry I made you go downstairs and run out your energy before I let you come to bed. You’re naughty. Also you make really funny faces. You're just like your mom. NOT a morning person!
I love you because you also would rather sleep on warm laundry instead of fold it up!
I love you because you also would rather sleep on warm laundry instead of fold it up!
Best letter was to your p...unctuation.
ReplyDeleteI hate that punctuation. ha ha ha! It is a pretty odd letter. Maybe I'm out of whack today :)
DeleteDear Miki I hope you have a great weekend! :D
ReplyDeletexo Kayla
Dear SSBB (secret scorpion blog bestie)
DeleteI hope YOU have a wonderful weekend. Then I hope you blog about it, and I can read it and laugh and laugh.
Cheers to the weekend,
miki
dear mike. you are so cute =) can i steal your dear 17 year old boy with jersey #20 letter. I'd like to send it to a few people i know..
ReplyDeleteand thank you for naming your stomach otis. i will be smiling about that all day.. =)
ha ha ha. Yes steal away! That boy was a mess!
DeleteYou're very welcome! All my friends are well aware of Otis, and his cute name. I like to name things!
cute letters girl :) and eeks an iphone! super jealous! i def need to get one! great blog hun! xo
ReplyDeletePLEASE get one. Let's join to right century ;) I am way excited! Only 2 more sleeps till I get an iphone!
Deletelol.. i meant miki...hahahahahah!! oh man... thats good.
ReplyDeletebahahaha!!
DeleteOk totally love your letters. And i laughed out loud when you referenced Jimmy Fallon's letters. Love those and how dramatic he makes them. Hope Friday's Letters become weekly now! Have an awesome weekend!
ReplyDeleteIsn't Jimmy just the best? His thank you notes, CRACK ME UP! I love him, he is seriously my favorite reason to lose sleep. When Howard Stern went on his show I about died. Two of my favorites in the same room. It was too good. That was a good night in my TV life. I might make it a weekly tradition!!
DeleteWe call the P word my PYRAMID. Well. That's what my husband calls it. And he says it like its something I am on. Which annoys me. I am not ON my pyramid. I am experiencing my pyramid. And I am right now experiencing my pyramid.
ReplyDeleteWe are so creative with our new P words, instead of the old one. I agree I hate EXPERIENCING my punctuation as much as you hate experiencing your pyramid. We are P sista's I am all about my punctuation right now.
DeleteMiki! I love these letters! "delete delete delete" reminds me of the youtube video, "Sh*t black girls say". My ex bf called PMS Pre - Mordial soup. Lovely, right? AND my stomach now has a complex, because it doesn't have an official name. Thanks for that. I did however name a freckle on my right foot, Fred. I refer to that freckle so much by his name, that when I went to the dermatologist, I actually said, "Dr. Karpman, is Fred cancer?" Yup.
ReplyDeleteha ha. That youtube video is hilarious. I hope that boy gets famous, any boy that can make me laugh like that owns a piece of my heart. EW! Ex boyf's are the weirdest. That is a gross name. I think it's about time you name your stomach. He is going to get more and more angry at you. Then you'll be throwing up all night. Fred. Fred. ha! Did your doctor look at you like you were crazy? My car is named Linus, and I only go to one mechanic. So I call him and say hey, "is it cool if I bring Linus by today." ha! He definitely thinks I am crazy.
DeleteThat dog sweatshirt is hilarious! Love it. I know how you feel about making mistakes while typing. Drives me crazy sometimes!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. It is like every other word I am deleting, or I go reread my sentences, and have no idea what I was typing. I am glad you love the sweat shirt. I should have known when I put it on I was going to be super unproductive!
Deleteha, Nice shirt!!!! Lol.
ReplyDeleteha ha! You know you love it!
DeleteWhoah. I was so not prepared to have a letter of my own (shared with Dusty!)... what a pleasant surprise. Um no--YOU own my heart! I love the shirt. Like really love. I want one. Can I get one and can we both wear them in public together? You know, one day when I come to Utah and steal you away from Jared for an afternoon of awesomeness. Shia obviously will come with us too. Also, I love the Fallon as well. Loveeee.
ReplyDeleteWell girl, you best be prepped. I love reading your blog. Your posts are always so well thought out. Thank you for loving on my shirt. I got laughed at so much on Friday, ha! I guess that's what you get for wearing a bulldog shirt! Also yes! I will buy you one, it was only $4.99 =) Also come to Utah, steal my heart and me and my puppy! Then take me back to wherever you reside... new york or cali.. wherev!!
DeleteDear Miki's Fur Baby,
ReplyDeleteI love the way your tongue is hanging out in every picture. Makes my day.
Dear Miki,
Have a fabulous weekend. And screw work, they shouldnt be embarrassed of you. I would totally rock that shirt. its awesome.
ha ha, she loves to have her tongue hangin' all over the place. Such a little tongue baby.
DeleteI will find a shirt for you, and we can rock it one day!
haha I love you! :) It is ok that our plans fell through! You just have to promise me that we WILL have a fun weekend together in June! AND that is hilarious that Jared calls it Punctuation...Shane calls mine a Comma!!! Weird? haha our men are awesome! :) I love how much you care for little Stitch! and any other cute little doggy animal for that matter! I also love the picture you sent me of Shia on my first day of work...it's saved on my phone :) You are awesome and I hope you have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteI do love all animals. I just hate when they are in shitty situations. No puppy needs that. It breaks my heart! Jared is a dork, why are men so goofy? I like that they thought in the same gramatical family though, punctuation/ comma! ha ha!
DeleteSeriously love that Shia's tounge is always out. And I NEED that shirt. Holy cuteness.
ReplyDeleteI bet I could find a puggle one, that you could rock. That shirt cracks me up, my mom told me it is only a jammie shirt! ha! Good thing she doesn't dress me or I'd look normal, boo! Also Shia loves to have her tongue out, it's kinda her thing ;)
DeleteI hope you have a fantastic weekend :)
ReplyDeletePS - I love Shia...cutest dog EVER!
She is the cutest!! ha ha! Thank you ;) I am having a wonderful weekend!
DeleteOMG! Shia is absolutely beautiful!! Love that tongue pic! :)
ReplyDeleteIsn't she the greatest? I love her, but your dog is pretty adorable as well! Love!
DeletePunctuation - this is a good one! I hate when she/he/it makes an appearance. It's usually at the worst possible time. And seriously why are we forced to feel the urge to rip out our uterus's once a both and cash in on them? But instead we take out our misery on anyone that will listen. Hope your punctuation doesn't hang out too long {period} Yes.....I too am THAT lame.
ReplyDeleteAlways at the worst possible time. Why does it always happen like that? I cracked up when you wrote that post about your punctuation travelling story. So good! We should have a punctuation link up! I don't know why our uterus' haven't evolved and learned to accept punctuation. It's ridic. We ARE that lame, lame words puns :)
DeleteI LOVE THIS MASH-UP.
ReplyDeletePeriod. I mean, punctuation. ;-)
ha ha ha! You're the greatest. This mash up was a good one. What's better than letters and puppies? Nothing!!
DeleteYou are too friggin cute. And you always crack me up :) One more reason I <3 you
ReplyDeleteI heart you more. and MORE!
DeleteYour letters are so funny! And wishing that Jared is gay. haha.
ReplyDeleteWell sometimes it's not worth it being a GIRL! ha!
DeleteCute, cute notes! Don't have too much fun with your new phone!!
ReplyDeleteI haven't put it down for the past 3 days!! I love that phone!
DeleteSuch fun letters! I've really enjoyed my visit here today - meeting you for the first time :-). Such a sweet pup you have, and hope the cramping has gotten out of town by now.- Hooray for blog friends (I'm getting ready to meet two for the first time in real life this week - so excited!) and new iphones! Hope you enjoy the rest of your holiday weekend...
ReplyDeleteIt finally left yesterday. Hence my absence from blog land, some times I have to take care of my uterus. Stupid Uterus. I need to name it now! AH! I still have never met a blog friend IRL! I need to facetime a few though!
DeleteShia ... you have a face that could melt my heart. Are you naughty....I bet you get away with a lot with that sweet face. I love laying on the laundry too....mom always shoos me off...but it's so warm and soft. This is my first time here and I'm coming back. I'll be your newest follower. You've got to share that cool face on my Puppy Love Photo Party & Cats that starts today. It happens only once a month and it's kinda new...but I love meeting new pets....cute puppy chicks are my favorites....haha. Mom's givin' away a petsmart gift certificate to one random linker.....so come on by and party with us. I bet your mom puts your face on her blog a lot too so I'll come back to see ya and you come see me...it'll be fun. Don't forget today thru Friday...the partys starting.
ReplyDeleteBecky you crack me up. Shia gets away with so much because I give into her sweet face everytime. It's so funny when I am the only parent home she will do whatever she wants, and when my husband comes home she is like this perfect obdient dog. It cracks me up. I don't mind though, she sleep on MY side of the bed ;) I will definitely come link up to you Puppy Love party!!
DeleteYes...I like long responses...so sorry. By the way do love the "z" and the shirt is bananaz. (Like the z?) Where did you get it. I might try to paint one of those...maybe I can do it....we'll see. I also was checking out your Blogging Tips link up. Great idea...I'm going to check them all out when I have a little time. I'm a fairly new blogger and have to google everything. Tips are so great. Anyway love your site...following you now on Bloglovin...hope you and Shia can join the Puppy Party going on over at reinventingtheordinary.com. Love to have you. I have a son named Shea....(Pronounced shay) I'm guessing yours is (sheee ah). Great site.Becky and Blake
ReplyDeletehaha! I leave long comments too, so you're all good! I got it at forever 21 on clearance for $4.99! I had to get a size bigger, because they were out of my size, but it was totally worth it! I hope you get a chance to check out the blogging tips, they have been very helpful! Cute name for your son! I like it. My pup is pronounced (shy-ah), named after the actor, Shia Labeoff. Most people think it's Shee ah though, so she answers to both! ha!
DeleteI have enjoyed my little weekend away, redoing my blog if only temporary until I figure out what I want, but that shirt above is hilarious. And then Shia. That dog I swear needs its own reality show. She makes me hysterically laugh. How does she do such a thing. And I can't wait to tweet your happy butt on your new iphone! Big hugs!
ReplyDeleteDONE! I would love to get her a realtiy TV series. I think she'd be a star. If you and I love her, so will America! Even though my mom and dad think she is the ugliest little dog. I think she is the cutest!!
DeleteI love your post - I have always wanted to do a Friday's Letter's letter's - maybe this Friday will be the big day? : ) PS - love puppy sleeping on the pile of laundry
ReplyDeleteIt better be! I would love to read it!! She is such a goofy puppy!
Deletelovvvve the pup pictures!
ReplyDeleteWell thank you! I love them too, I have a gajillion more to show you :)
DeleteThis is my first time to your blog... that's your dog? Coolest dog EVER. Totally giggled like crazy. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI am glad you recognize! She is the coolest! ha ha! She makes me giggle too, I try to limit how much I post on here about her, because otherwise this entire blog would be taken over!
Deleteyour blog is looking FANTASTIC! love it, miki. and that shirt. definitely would wear it ;)
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! I really mean it, it's been a pain in my butt to design! ha! I would love for you to buy that shirt and rock it! ha!
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