
Apr 30, 2012
You know you’re a crazy blogger if..

Apr 27, 2012
Wonderful Reunions!
Today I have been frustrated up the bum (I’m not sure where that expression comes from — probably the bible). I irritated and bugged for reasons relating to this post. But it’s about time to get over that. There is seriously nothing worse than being in a bad mood. I need to take my own friggin’ advice and just take some deep breaths. There should not be anything about to cloud my day/night.
This weekend should be awesome. Tonight I am hanging out with my KJERSTIN! I cannot wait to see her. She has been one of my closest friends for close to or longer than 10 years. We were little tater tots when we met. She moved to Southern Utah for college, and we’ve had a long distance relationship for about 4 years now. Long distance relationships are hard. We can’t see each other on days that we need a break or are super stressed out and just need some girl time. That would be a long drive for some girl talk. Her parents still live up here, so whenever she has a family weekend I jump in and steal her.
We planned a romantic evening of Kj, her boy and Jared and I to hit up the MacG (Macaroni Grill).
So wish me luck in forgetting about my stressful morning, and look for some cute photos of our reunion on my twitter account in about 2 hours when I am off work!
I love all your blogsters.
This is Kjerstin and I on my wedding day. She was a GORGEOUS bridesmaid. I love her.

Please have wonderful weekends and tell me all about them :)
Apr 26, 2012
Fancy those photos!
I will put the whole album up on my Facebook page, and I want you all to come see them and comment on them all!
I need help decided which to use for buttons and profile pics!

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Apr 25, 2012
A gift to myself

Apr 24, 2012
Sometimes I wanna scream, but instead..
Do you guys ever get a super stroke of stress irritation? I definitely do. I will seriously be totally fine, and then in a matter of second I am either overwhelmed and insanely irritated. I realize that this is one of my characteristics. I am always trying to battle it. For instance today at work, I am totally in a great mood banging out some productivity, and a certain brother/coworker (sorry you’ll probably read this) made me so angry. Over something stupid… the placement of a printer, only with your brother right? One of the joys when working with your family. Anyway I know that I am sensitive and I will hold onto things. I try really hard to not too explode and turn this into a catty sibling fight. Because seriously all I want to do is freak the hell out and go back to when we were 6 and 7 and pull his hair and punch him in the back with a lollipop in my other hand probably. I bet a lollipop would totally relieve any irritation.
I decided to start taking notes of how I can calm myself down and relax NOT react. Otherwise I shut down. I stop talking to anyone to make it obvious that I am irritated/ childish. Also I am known to be a cryer. I really just want to cry all the time… happy or sad but definitely when I am irritated. In my world crying solves pretty much everything. It can be looked down upon when you are at work, fighting with your brother over a stupid printer. (I already hate that printer - look at all the anguish it has caused me )
These are my stress/anger releasers for when I get mad in the work place or anywhere :)
1. Breathe Deep and Don’t Retaliate – This is big for me, I always want to keep the argument going to prove that I am clearly right.
2. I immediately have to vent – Venting has always been a big part of my release system I always email the hubs, because writing it down makes me realize that sometimes it’s not a big deal. Like not at all.
3. Take a minute to do something you enjoy – {Don’t tell your boss I told you to do this} Pinterest, Facebook, Blog.. don’t take hours, just 5 minutes. It helps get your mind off why you’re irrationally irritated.
4.Forget about it – Don’t let something silly ruin your day or even your hour. It’s totally not worth it.
Do you guys ever get super irrupted at work or anywhere that you need to calm down – What do you do that helps? I am serious when asking this, I always need advice. I am a mess.

Proof That I am also happy sometimes :)
Apr 23, 2012
3 awesome blogging tips!

- Twitter - I have come to LOVE twitter. I feel kind of silly, because I was so against getting one for so long. I love it for blogging because, it’s easy to get ahold of other bloggers. It is real time information, I find out first when people need someone to guest post for them or questions that other bloggers can answer for me. It’s a fun network. I also follow mostly bloggers on twitter, which makes it my go to place for anything blogging related. As oppose to my personal Facebook, which I choose not to contaminate with all my blogging knowledge :)
- Facebook for your blog - Do it! If you are wondering or debating if you should do this, the answer is definitely. It is kind of the god of social networks. Everyone has a Facebook, not everyone has a twitter or a blog. So for all those people who don’t have GFC or twitter a Facebook page for your blog is the best way for them to keep up. However I do highly suggest that you ask questions, post photos, and do more with this Facebook page than just say “New Post”. Annoucing that you have a new post up is totally awesome, seriously. I just think that you want to give your page personality with photos and questions, so people can interact on your page.
- Consistency - Be consistent! I can’t tell you this enough. Whether it means scheduling posts ahead of time or however you want to make sure your blog is consistent. Just do it! The most annoying thing to me is finding a blog you love that is posting 5 times a week, and then all the sudden a month goes by with no updated. Then when they reappear I’m not as compelled to read their new posts.
Apr 20, 2012
If I wasn't scared before..
°(your period) It lasts as little as two to three weeks or as long as six weeks after birth.
°Your crotch might be a mess. You may be dealing with a swollen, stitched up mighty mess that even Stephen King couldn't dream up
°Your hair might fall out.
° A jury full of mothers with newborns wouldn't convict you if you bludgeoned him (your husband) to death with a breast pump.
°Pooing is scary.
Go read the article, and tell me if you still have baby fever.
Apr 19, 2012
Why I never get anything done.

Apr 18, 2012
Photoshoot help PLEASE?

Apr 17, 2012
Dennys.
Last night I got a random phone call. It was from a friend that I used to hang out with all the time in high school. He was inviting me to go to Denny’s. He had already had this whole thing set up. He was bringing our old crew. It was him, his cousin, our friend and me. We all used to hang out everyday in high school. I haven’t seen them in quite a few years so I decided a late night Denny’s trip was definitely worth it. I put on a T Shirt, Jeans, Scarf and head out the door to go meet up at 10pm. It’s funny to me that I haven’t seen any of these boys in 3 or 4 years, and when I saw them I felt like a senior in high school again. I was brought right back to the old days.
2 of the 3 brought their girlfriends. Jared didn’t want to come (I don’t blame him, ha!). And there was a moment there when no one really had anything to say. It wasn’t awkward at all, and I just had a quick minute to reflect on how much different all of us are now. I am the only one married with a home and a fur baby. We were reminiscing about spring break trips, late nights in my corolla ( we took that car everywhere), ditching class, friends we lost touch with, old boy/girl friends and everything under the sun.
For a split second I missed being in high school. I truly missed not having any bills to pay, nothing to worry about except homework, the only judgement that mattered was your teachers, the biggest fear was your grades, you were able to see your friends every day no matter what, stress ended at 2:25pm, the best sound ever was the school bell letting you out.
High School was awesome so many years ago.
But I only missed all of that for a split second. I also remember being insecure, crying about boys. Not knowing where my life will go, what I wanted to do, having my parents word as law.
I am so happy my life is where it is now. I wouldn’t change a thing. I drove away from my high school friends last night, and it felt good, really good to drive home and cuddle up in my bed with my puppy and my husband.
High School:
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Apr 16, 2012
Problems with a ginormo family.

Apr 13, 2012
I went a little Facebook Crazy



Apr 12, 2012
Everyone needs a Bully.
Apr 11, 2012
Nightly Routine
Apr 9, 2012
Let's discuss my pet peeves?
- When people ask you to do things for them, when you already gave them all the tools to do it themselves. If you didn’t want to do it yourself, that’s fine. Just don’t ask me to stop what I am doing to get you logins, info, and admin’s if you plan to just have me do it. Ya know what I am saying?
- I hate when I am trying to nap and the sun just is at that wrong level, so you can’t hide from it no matter what.
- Hard boil Egg breath. I love hard boiled eggs, but I don’t like to smell like them all day.
- Game of Thrones last night, HELLO thanks for the hour of porn.
- When Jared goes to sleep way later than me, and I am exhausted in the morning and he’s all chipper. I envy his lack of need for sleep. How do people live off of 4 hours of sleep a night? My body is angry unless I get a solid 7.
- When people still my food in the fridge at work! Oooh this angers me. Mostly because today my throat hurts and I brought yummy water, and had it chillin in the fridge. I went to get it and BAM some horrible person stole it. Maybe not a horrible person, but a bad decision.
- I don’t like when I log on to blogger and there is a solid 5 scrolling pages of link-ups. I like link ups, but I don’t like to read the same content across a bunch of different blogs, ya know?
Which reminds me… Do you guys like the Pauly D project? I am still undecided.
Apr 6, 2012
Sickly dead Miki's
Apr 3, 2012
Things I do as a crazy dog person.
I am a crazy mommy to the pupster. I'm eccentric. I do weird things, i saw a dead cat on the road the other day and started hysterically bawling. Yes, I am so ODD. I just had a flash forward at that moment that Shia could escape and run down the road, down the other road, on the on-ramp and bam, just like that - she could be roadkill. That's why I bawled. Not just teary, seriously my driving glasses were fogging up from the waterfall happening on my face.
One night we were in St. George, and of course Shia was with us - she was too hyper too sleep. I attached her to my arm by tightening her collar around my arm, so she wouldn't be able to run around the house and wake up everyone else (my whole family was there + some friends and my uncle). Anyway the next morning after a horrible nights sleep, because Shia was pawing at my head and crying and being incredibly naughty and NEEDY. My dad had to unattached Shia from my arm, while she was sitting wide awake on top of my head! I did all that so she didn't have to sleep outside. Seriously? Yes, that's me. Needless to say Jared was not incredibly pleased with me the next day. He may have even said that I care about Shia more than him, and I chose her over his sleep. I definitely don't care about Shia more.. she's just a child, she needs me, and he's a grown up and doesn't need me like she does. That's all.
This is Shia on my pillows. She is laying on all 3 of them. notice that paw, just showing me who's boss. If I lay down that paw is definitely swatting my head.
Last night Shia and I painted our nails to match last night, while watching game of thrones. Shia also spoons me closer than a pea in a pod every single night. She knows when it's bed time and put her head on my pillow and get ready to sleep the night away.
Every morning I have to wake Shia up, physically carry her off the bed (she's not a morning dog), get some food and water in her belly, force her out to pee, and then I proceed to tell her my schedule for the entire day. "Shia, I think I'll be home around 5 today if I can get out of the office after that long meeting on time.. Oh the meeting it's just about if we think that twitter is worth incorporating into social copilot. Interesting you should ask, Shia here's my opinion"
Except it's usually 10 minutes not 2 lines.
Shia had her own dance with me at our wedding and her own photo booth session.

What do you do as a crazy dog/cat person?
and what's your consensus am I nuts?
Apr 2, 2012
Hide that, girl!

Shia also is working on her tan. Funny side note: in the summer Shia has to wear puppy sunscreen (which is the same as baby sunscreen), because she gets sunburns under her white fur. She is as much work as a child!

Lastly. Remember this predicament? Look what I did! Jared went golfing all day on Saturday and instead of lay in bed and enjoy the day as per usual. I decided to make a gallery wall. I love the empty frames idea. I have seen it floating around pinterest. I dug through my garage and found all our frames. I love frames, so I am always collecting them. I had brown and gray spray paint on hand, so I was able to paint them on saturday too. In a few frames, I put scrap book paper in them, just to add some depth. I used a few D's to decorate, standing for DeMann. Also on the right side you can see some white boards with black middles. That is chalkboard paint. I thought it would be fun to add a vintage touch. This whole wall was inspired by this girl :), she was camouflaging her thermostat, and I was blending my breaker box. I know it's still there, but it doesn't stick out like a sore thumb anymore. Do you guys think I did good? I am insecure, I need reassurance! I was also thinking about painting our breaker box's center with chalkboard paint, so you could keep foosball or pool score's on there. Is that lame?
let's start swapping!
Happy Monday!





